Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
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Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
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No if's, and's or but's. I fuck sluts.
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I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking,
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You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,
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But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
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Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!
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I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed.
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I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
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So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
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Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking,
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Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list.
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Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
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They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones.
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Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.
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But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
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These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
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They can talk about science, music, or art.
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They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
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But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.
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They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
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And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
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Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there.
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So, he was lashing out with sexist language because he had his heart broken. We all learned something.
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I Fuck Sluts
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| Bo Burnham |
