I moved to Hollywood recently from Boston, where I grew up.
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And I heard about these sort of wild Hollywood party nights that people would have.
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And I didn't think they were true until I moved to Hollywood and I started having them.
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Anyway, this is a song about a crazy night that happened a couple months ago.
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It's called "What Did I Do Last Night?"
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
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What the fuck did I do last night?
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I cried myself to sleep
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It was a good one
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I like the word poop, sorry!
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Yeah we're getting edgy
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I like the word poop cause when you say poop your mouth does the same motion your butthole does when it poops.
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Poop!
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Not my best, probably my worst
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When did mother first describe gay sex to me?
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Good question
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I was eight years old, I have a joke for that
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I was eight years old.
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She sat me down at the dinner table, she was very mature about it.
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She said do you know how much my father and I love each other?
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I said of course you and dad love each other more than two people in the world could possibly love each other.
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She said, well two men can love each other in the exact same way that your father and I love each other.
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Yeah, she said what happens when two men love each other like that, what they do is they take off all their clothes, ugh.
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They get in the bed and they shit on the Bible!
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So I don't really talk to her anymore
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WDIDLN?
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| Bo Burnham |
