I'm a faggot, I'm a retard, I got a girl's bag, and a V-card.
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I got three friends and a whack ass ride,
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you can judge by the cover 'cause it's shitty on the inside.
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No girls wanna fuck me, trust me.
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I don't give a fuck, don't adjust me,
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just please shut your face hole for just one second.
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"Fuck you faggot, you're so fucking dumb."
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Dumb, I'm the dumb one?
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Calm down, Bo, just count to ten.
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One, two, three, whore-I mean four-shit, three, four, five, bitch-I mean six-shit.
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I quit, I got no patience, you won, I'll face it.
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Your life peaks at graduation, well, congratu-fucking-lations.
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Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks
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who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,
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the kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack.
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I got your back, kid.
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Do you know why, kid, I can rap so mean?
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I was reading while you were fucking the prom queen.
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Huddled up reading, no lacrosse team.
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"Huddle up, huddle up"
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What? You lost me.
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Sorry, bro, did I interrupt the circle of jerks all circle jerking?
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I need savin'? No, fuck no.
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Quote the raven? No, fuck Poe.
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Ah, shit, I'm bitchin, listenin'.
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They don't know what they're missing.
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For instance, I like poetry, I like instruments.
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Maybe we have similar interests?
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It's no fall balls, no balls fall.
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Sit and scrawl on the stall walls.
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At three p.m., I pause.
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That shit sounds like applause.
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Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks
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who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,
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the kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack.
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I got your back, kid.
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Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks
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who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,
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the kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack.
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I got your back, kid.
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She stood in line and got cut.
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Tried out, got cut.
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Loved art, but the budget got cut.
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Then, she got numb, and she only felt when she knelt and cut.
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Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks
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who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,
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the kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack.
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I got your back, kid.
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I know it's bad, kid.
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I got your back, kid.
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NERDS
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| Bo Burnham |
