SHE CLIMBED UP ON HIS BUS, SAID THAT i'LL DO
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JUST ABOUT ANYTHING YA'S WANT ME TO
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I GOT TICKETS TO YOUR SHOW FROM THE RADIO, (YA KNOW THEY'S FREE)
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HE SAID, YOU GOT THE WRONG BUS, SHE SAID, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
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YOU'RE THAT HILLBILLY NASHVILLE COUNTRY COMEDY STAR
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AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPANY
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HE SAID MAYBE 20 YEARS AGO, IN A DIFFERENT PLACE
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IN A DARKER ROOM, WITH A PRETTIER FACE
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BUT THERE'S JUST WAY TOO MANY FISH IN TH SEA
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AND GETTING CAUGHT WITH A WHALE WOULD BE THE END OF ME
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DARLING, THIS CAN'T BE THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE BEEN DISSED
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SEE, I GOT BRUNETTE'S AND BLONDE'S, RED HEADED GIRLS
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DROPPING BY SOON, HEY, ROCKING MY WORLD
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TURN AROUND AND GO, YOU AIN'T ON MY LIST
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SEE, ONLY THE BEST LOOKING TUNA GETS TO BE STARKISSED
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BUT THERE'S JUST WAY TOO MANY FISH IN THE SEA
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AND GETTING CAUGHT WITH A WHALE WOULD BE THE END OF ME
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SURELY, THIS AIN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE BEEN DISSED
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SEE, I GOT BRUNETTE'S AND BLONDE'S, RED HEADED GIRLS
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COMING BY SOON, ROCKING MY WORLD
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TURN AROUND AND GO, YOU AIN'T ON MY LIST
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SEE, ONLY THE BEST LOOKING TUNA, GETS TO BE STARKISSED
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ONLY THE BEST LOOKING TUNA GETS TO BE STARKISSED
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Starkissed
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| Cledus T. Judd |