A parody of "Who's Your Daddy?" (Written and recorded by Toby Keith)
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New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd, Christopher Clark and Frank Pierce.
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(recording)
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Track one "Where's Your Mommy"
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Parody of Toby Keith's "Who's Your Daddy".
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Enjoy
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Go to sleep little baby
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Before the boogie man gets you
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When you'll awake,
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We'll pat a little cake
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And ride the pretty little pony...
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(spoken)
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Shhh...uhuhuh...
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It's OK
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Ahhh...You so cute...you little wookie wookie wookie wookie
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Was it my singin???
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You look so much like your daddy
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Ha ha
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Who's your daddy?
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No I'm just kiddin'
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I love you so very much
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You want..
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Uh come here to me...
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OOOH...
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(sniffs)
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Shooo...I think it's time for you to change your little bitty diaper
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That little boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie
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I love you so much...but I wish you would just quit crying.
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Well I'm sittin here rockin our cute little baby
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Tell me why you just won't stop cryin'
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My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine's
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Yeah I burped you twice sounded good
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Did everything a father should
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Read Barney and nursery rhymes
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I guess your momma needs a girls night out every once in a while
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I put on a brand new diaper baby
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Huh huh don't you wet it
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Everything was going just fine
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Till's you threw up on me when I fed ya
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Where's your mommy
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I'm going crazy
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Call up a buddy
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I need a friend
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Cause I'm a new dad
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Who don't know what to do
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When a tummy starts to rumblin
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Your diaper's droopin'
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You won't stop poopin'
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Now I have stood all I can stand
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Where's your mommy little baby
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You've got a dummy for a dad...
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(spoken)
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Shhh come on what's wrong with you
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Your tummy tummy tummy hurt you
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Little pookie pookie pookie pookie
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Quit cryin' please...
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Well...you're still up past your bedtime baby
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Huh huh...ain't cha...Now I've about had it
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I never knew what your momma went through
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But I do now and I know
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UH
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I'm no good at it
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Where's your mommy
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I'm going crazy
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How'd you get muddy?
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Where have you been?
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It's that dang doggie door
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That you keep crawlin through
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I'll have to nail that thing shut again
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You sure are screamin'
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You must be teethin
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I warmed your bottle
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I burned my hand
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Where's your mommy little baby
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You've got a dummy for a dad...
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Here comes your mommy little baby
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And your daddy sure is glad...
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Where's Your Mommy?
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| Cledus T. Judd |
