Parody of Bigger Than the Beatles by Joe Diffie (J. Anderson/S Dukes), Chicksaw Roan Music (ASCAP)/Emdar Music (ASCAP)/Texas Wedge Music (ASCAP)/Timbuck One Music ASCAP).
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New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee.
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She cooks with lard
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Loves hot food bars
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A quart of sweet tea
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And fried pork skins
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Can't get enough
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Eats till she's stuffed
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Goes to the bathroom
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And then she comes back again
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She thinks she looks just like Madonna
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When she runs her greasy fingers through her bleached blonde hair
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Most times she'll place another order
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And lordy have mercy on that little bitty chair
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She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles
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Eating me outta house and home
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Her booty size well it outta be illegal
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She has a hard time sitting on the throne
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Hamburgers, hotdogs
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Cheese fries and coleslaw
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A dozen bear claws
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Yum yum yum
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Loves sausage links
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Hates diet drinks
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Takes up both seats in a two-seater car
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Her doctor said lay off the bread
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But he didn't say nothing bout a Snickers bar
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She drinks sweet milk by the gallon
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And she'd never eat a salad or a Lean Cuisine
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And she'll lay
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Spread out on the hammock
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After she's done her damage at the Dairy Queen
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She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles
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Folks make fun cause she's overgrown
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Her rumps shaped like a Volkswagen Beetle
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She gives new meaning to the words big boned
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Bagels and cream cheese
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Vaniller ice cream
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A tub of whip cream
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Yum yum yum
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No you won't find her name on the weight loss of fame
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Down at Jenny Craig's
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When she cleans em out at the Waffle House
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They'll bring in more ham and eggs
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Ewwwwwwww
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She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles
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Her favorite food is chocolate Ding Dongs
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It's wide enough to play line backer for the Eagles
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Dion Sanders better leave her alone
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Fried chicken and steak
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Or a fat free milk shake
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Enough for god's sake
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Stop the insanity
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Weight Watchers yeah
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Weight Watchers yeah
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Yeah I watched her weight
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I watched it go from 117 and a quarter when I married her
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To 317 and a half two and a half years latter
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Moooooooo
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But I still love ya honey
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(She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
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| Cledus T. Judd |
