Paula Jo Taylor/Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark Taylor Legacy Publishing (ASCAP)/ Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)
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Whoa uh what time is it 6:30 in the morning my gosh...
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WILLIE, Willie!!!
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What are you doing over there?
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Building the Taj Mahal?
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It's Sunday morning!
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It's 6:30!
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Can't that wait till Monday?
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What are you putting up over there a log cabin?
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God I wish he'd move
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Yeah
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I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood
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The girls came over to party life is good
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Till Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreck
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Now the girls are always over at Willie's cause Willie's got a big deck
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WITH
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A hot tub on it
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And the girls really want it
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There's a band playing and lots of thong bikinis
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There's a barbeque grill in the corner and they're eatin' weenies
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Check out the blonde on the hot tub ladder
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I guess it just goes to show size does matter
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Willie's got a big deck...
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I decided to get some redecoratin done
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I got some plants made sure they were well hung
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I thought a long hot tanning bed might do the trick
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But all I got was this tan and Willie's got a big deck
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WITH
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Hot babes on it
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And they know how to flaunt it
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In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bikinis
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They're drinking frou frou drinks with umbrellas and they're burning tikis
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Check out the twins on the hot tub ladder
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I guess it just goes to show size does matter
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Cause Willie's got a big deck
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Well
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If you can't beat 'em might as well join 'em
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And that's exactly what I did
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Now me and Big Willie and I are the best of friends
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And some day I'm gonna be like him
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Cause Willie's got a big deck
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WITH
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My tanning bed on it
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And the girls really want it
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The hot tub's bubbling over with thong bikinis
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They're funnelin beer and sippin martinis
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There's a nekkid redhead everybody's staring at her
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Willie showed us all size does matter
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Cause Willie's got a big deck
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Hey you know mine might not be as big as Willie's but it's...uh...all I got...
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You know I was thinking about adding on what do they call it?
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Like an add-a-deck-tomy? Whew that's a lot of wood right there...
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BIG DECK
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Willie's Got A Big Deck
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| Cledus T. Judd |
