Parody of We Are the World by USA For Africa (M. Jackson/L. Ritchie) Brockman Music (ASCAP) Warner Timberlake Music Corp. (BMI)
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New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch, & Daniel Sarenana, BLT Publishing (BMI) Bruce Burch Music (SESAC) Daniel Sarenana Publishing Designee
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*=CTJ as Michael Jackson
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+="Lisa Marie"
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(blank)=both
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**="Michael" spoken
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++="Lisa Marie" talking
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~=Final announcer
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*There comes a time when inquiring minds must know
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Just why we have come together as one
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There are rumors flying
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Even LaToya's psychic line
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Could not predict that you would marry me
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**Take it Lisa Marie
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+You couldn't go on pretending day by day
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That you were really the King
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You're more feminine than me
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From plastic surgery
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And Liz was old and overweight so you chose me
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We own the world we got gazillions
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*You wear the pants I'll wear the glove and LOVE the children
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+I'll teach you scientology
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Move to Memphis Tennessee
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*I swear we're gonna have more clout than Bill and Hillary
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*Oh Priscilla was mad
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She said your dad
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Was weird enough
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+But even Elvis didn't try to buy the elephant man
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*He gave away big Cadillacks
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Ate cheeseburgers by the stacks
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+And left me a bloody fortune no you get half
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We own the world that's why we're grinning
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And if you hear a whirling sound it's Elvis spinning
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+Ah he's turning over in his grave
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His face has turned blue suede
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*And if he ain't really dead this'll kill him now
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+We haven't kissed so far we've just held hands
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The only ride you've given me was at Disneyland
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*Waa waa wellllllllll there's people suing
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Oh they're trying to make me pay
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I've had to hire more lawyers than OJ
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We own the world
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Neverland and Graceland
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Bubbles the Chimp can have the jungle room to play in
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+I'll learn to do the moonwalk too
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*And if my nose should come unglues
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Or my hair should catch on fire you'll come to my rescue
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We own the world
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+He loves me tender
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Even though I'm still not sure about his gender
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*I guess that I'm a cross between Janet and Jermaine
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+And I'm a hunka hunka burnin' love straight from the King
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ooo
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**Lisa Marie when do you think we can uh constipate our marriage
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++Well as soon as ya stop grabbing yourself honey
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**Ha ha ha oh Lisa Marie you're such a Thriller
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++Aw thank you
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Thank you very much
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~Ladies and gentlemen Lisa Marie and Michael have just BOUGHT the building
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We Own The World
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| Cledus T. Judd |
