Parody to You Have The Right To Remain Silent by Perfect Stranger (Cal Sweat/Brando Sweat), Co-Heart Music (BMI)
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New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee
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Well, I asked you to dance
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Now my nose is broken
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Must've said somethin' wrong
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Gosh, I was just jokin'
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But it's hard not to cry
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With a gussied up eye
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My face sprayed with mace
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If ya didn't wanna dance
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You could've just said so
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And if I'd only ducked fast
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Then I wouldn't have bled so
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Do you think there's a chance
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You could call an ambulance?
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Oh God, I'm in pain
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You have no right to remain violent
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That kick to my crotch
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Uh, that was very uncalled for
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You continued to beat and beat me
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'Till I was black and blue
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I've been wantin' you
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But not any longer
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'Cause it's brutally clear
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That you're so much stronger
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I'm madder than fire
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My jaws are both wired
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One hell of a date
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I didn't know my bladder had failed me
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Until I looked down at my pants
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I think I'm in desperate need of hospitalization
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But I ain't got no danged insurance
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You have no right to remain violent
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That kick to my crotch
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Uh, that was very uncalled for
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You continued to beat and beat me
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'Till I was black and blue
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I've been wantin' you
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But not any longer
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'Cause it's brutally clear
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That you're so much stronger
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'Cause I'm madder than fire
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My jaws is both wired
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That's one hell of a date
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I bought a camcorder
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Got a restrainin' order
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Now lay you're hands on me
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I guess that's what you get when you ask a perfect stranger to dance.
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You Have No Right To Remain Violent
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| Cledus T. Judd |
