Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb.
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Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind:
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He wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a dime.
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He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal.
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A two carat solitaire but neither one's real.
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Picks up the payphone, puts it to his ear.
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Calls his chick, collect and says: "Get over here."
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When he shows his girfriend, she can't believe her eyes.
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She never thought she'd ever really get one that size.
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He tries to think of somethin' when she asked him: "Where'd you get it?"
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Down at Diffie's Pawn but he never will admit it.
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He tries to change the subject: "Forget the wedding list.
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"Let's head on out to Vegas and get it over with."
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Flaws and defects, no billing ads.
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Hope she never finds out how much he spent.
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Nothin' else shines like a zirconia.
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Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb.
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Just outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat,
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She says: "We woulda made it if you weren't so doggone fat."
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They try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van.
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To a ratty little motel called "The S&M Grand".
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Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little wink.
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Ring slips off her finger, down the bathroom sink.
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She starts to call a plumber. He begins to shout:
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"Give me a coat-hangar, I think I can get it out."
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Fishes out the ring in a big ball if hair,
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Slips it on her finger as he pats her derriere.
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Thinkin' to himself: "It's a lucky thing.
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"A plumber woulda cost me alot more than that ring."
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Flaws and defects, no billing ads.
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Hope she never finds out how much he spent.
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Nothin' else shines like a zirconia.
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Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb.
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Flaws and defects, no billing ads.
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Hope she never finds out how much I spent.
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Nothin' else shines like a zirconia.
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Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb.
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Wonder what it's worth, third rock from her thumb.
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Don't tell him what it's worth, third rock from her thumb.
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Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
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| Cledus T. Judd |
