Parody of "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt (Darrell Scott)
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New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/Rich Fagan/DarinGardner
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I got my socks dryin in the microwave
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Hair on my back I don't plan to shave
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I got the house to myself while the wife's away
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I'll be rockin all night
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Yeah I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew
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Lounge in my boxers like I used to do
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There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube
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No...I'll be watchin the fight
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Well it's a great day to be a guy
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Playin cards my buddies until sunrise
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You know I never thought that my neighbor would
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Be sunbathing topless Lord she sure looks good
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I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake
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Played 18 holes with my best friend Jake
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Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake
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(FORE)
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(oh God)
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Oh it wuddn't too bright
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(Gee whiz)
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Now I look in the fridge what do I see?
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Last night's pizza starin back at me
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Pepperoni and anchovies
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What a beautiful sight
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Well it's a great day to be a guy
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Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin at flies
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Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill
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Don't want to burn my wieners but I probably will
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That fried baloney
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And cheese macaroni
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Tasted good this afternoon
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But now I'm passin
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Some serious gas an
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I might have to leave the room
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P UUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Well I might go get me a new hairdo
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Spend a couple hours at a tanning booth
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Might even get me a gold front tooth
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(muffled as if a patient in a dentist chair)
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Oh yeah yeah
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And it's a great day to be a guy
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But when my wife gets home she's gonna tan my hide
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I'll be hung over but a-lookin good
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From a week of reliving my bachelorhood
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It's a great day to be a guy
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But another week of this and I'll probably die
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I
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Tend to party harder than I should
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When my wifes not here to make me be good
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Yay whooo
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It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
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| Cledus T. Judd |
