Parody of Indian Outlaw by Tim McGraw (Laudermilk/Barnes/Simmons) Edge O'Woods Music Corp. (ASCAP) Acuff-Rose MusicGreat Cumberland Music (BMI
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New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation) Bruce Burch & Judy Jackson BLT Publishing (BMI) Bruce Burch Music (SESAC) Judy Jackson Publishing Designee
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They're my Indian in-laws
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Came to visit me and my squaw
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Been here for a month y'all
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I'm 'bout to lose my mind
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I'm sick and tired of her paw-paw
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Eatin' all of my bear claws
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While he's watchin' ol Hee-Haw
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And drinkin all my wine
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I'm gonna scalp her maw-maw
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Making long distance phone calls
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To her friends in Arkansas
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Talkin' on my dime
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They're my Indian in-laws
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They're drivin' me up the dang wall
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Using all of my dental floss
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And leaving the room smelling bad
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(Shoo-ee)
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They moved into my wigwam
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God Almighty they're big bums
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Order filet mignons
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And stick me with the tab
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They're hanging 'round my teepee
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Can't wear my buffalo briefs
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Ain't had me no whoopee since week for last
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They're my Indian in-laws
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Hooked on Ex-Lax and Geritol
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Have to run 'em to the shopping mall
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4 times a day
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(Every single day, seven days a week
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My nerves are about shot
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They are worryin' me to death)
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Sittin' there clipping toenails
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Chain-smoking them Pell Mells
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Wish they'd get them a motel
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But they're too cheap to pay
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Pretty soon if they don't leave
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I'll take a pipe and pop his knee
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Like Tanya did Nancy
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They're skating on thin ice
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I'll take my bow and arrow
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Pretend I'm shootin' at a sparrow
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I might miss and uh-oh,
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Hit her maw-maw's behind
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They're my Indian in-laws
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Might be kin to Tim McGraw
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But they kin to me? Naw
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Might have to leave my wife
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'Cause my Indian in-laws
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Came to visit me and my squaw
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I'm about to lose my mind
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Oh, one little, two little, three little Indians
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Four little, five little, six little Indians
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Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians
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Ten little Indian in-laws
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Oh no! Here comes her brother and her other brother
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Then there's her sister that brought her aunt Essie with her
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She's got two kids and they brought two friends
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The whole tribes a-comin'
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Couldn't they have just made a reservation
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Indian In-Laws
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| Cledus T. Judd |
