Parody of Mama DOn't Get Dressed Up For Nothing by Brooks & Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Dunn, Sony/ATV Tunes L.L.C. dba Cross Keys Publishing/Showbilly Music
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New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (I stopped here due to the album details stopped here...but I knew Cledus would have been listed in there...so I just left him)
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She said a "hey plow boy done ate half a cow
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And I still can hear your big old belly growl"
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So I steamed up a fresh heap of broccoli for you
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You've got calories to burn and some pounds to lose
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Well you can bring that broccoli with squirrel and dumplings
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Cause Cledus don't stop eatin' for nuthin'
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She said "I've cooked non-stop in this house for weeks
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Time to get your big butt up on somewhere's else to eat"
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So I've been down to Shoney's four times today
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I hit the Sizzler and the Quincy's they were on the way
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I 'bout blowed out my colon from buffet jumpin
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Cause Cledus don't stop a-eatin' for nuthin'
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If you like love handles and big old buns
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I've pounds of passion and tons of fun
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I look like Flabio in my king-cab truck
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To look like Brooks and Dunn I need a tummy tuck
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YUUUUUCK
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We got to find a little place where I can eat some more
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Before I start rollin' on this hardwood floor
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Heck down to Hooters break out the wings
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Then make a run down to the border I'm an eatin' machine
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Fire up the stove and keep the fat clams comin
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Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin'
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If it's all you can eat then you'll see me runnin
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Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin'
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Tell Richard Simmons he can kiss my (bump-kin ???)
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Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin'
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Make my pies pumpkin
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And my donuts Dunkin
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Cause Cledus don't stop…
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Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
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| Cledus T. Judd |
