Parody of "A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie (Max T. Barnes/T. W. Hale) Curb Songs/Kinetic Diamond II/Rob 'N Reily/Songs Of Peer, Ltd./Gramily Music Publishing (ASCAP)
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New Lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Jeff Carter, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)/Jeff Carter music (ASCAP)
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Paul does this kind of thing every day
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Yeah
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Like what skip a rehearsal
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You know we got the CMA Awards tomorrow night
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What are we gonna do about a drummer
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(to a kid)
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Hey you come here
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You ever played drums before
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No
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Want to
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Yeah
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Get in there and beat 'em then
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OK hot dog
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Start too soon you little showboat
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Who do you think you are Tommy Lee Jones
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Let's go
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Uh…not bad for a four year old
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Been dang near two years
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Since I had a beer
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By gosh that's changing tonight
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Gonna start me a tab
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Call me a cab
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(* whistle *) TAXI
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Might even get in a fight
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I ain't going hog-wylin' forever
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Gonna have myself a night I can't remember
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Miller Lights a shot of Crown
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Man that stuff burns goin' down
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One too many Coke and Jacks It'll all come floatin' back
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That Old Cuervo's way too strong
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But one more 'fore I go home fire up the blender
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Gonna have myself a night I can't remember
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(Give me a cool tab and a gun)
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Drunk ain't my style
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And it'll be a long while 'fore I pull that stunt again
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(Oh my head)
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Tylenol and Tums
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Oh no here it comes
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I'm prayin to the porcelain
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This hangover can't last forever
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Done had myself a night I can't remember
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OH
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Shot out the lights
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Kicked down the door
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Woke up face down on the floor
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I'd better call someone and ask
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How'd I wind up in this cast
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I got stamps on both my hands
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I wonder who threw that beer can
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Right through my winder
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Done had myself a night I can't remember
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OHHHHH
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My dang liver's nearly gone
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In AA's where I belong
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Hey thanks bartender
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Done had myself a night
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I can't remember
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Twelve steps my foot
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I can't even take two
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And by the way kid you're hired
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Just no drinkin'
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I mean it
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A Night I Can't Remember
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| Cledus T. Judd |
