Parody of "Only In America by Brooks & Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Rogers)
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New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark
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(U-S-A CHANT)
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They never should have messed with New York City
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Kha ha They don't want none of old Uncle Sam
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We stare right in the face of terror
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And you know Lady Liberty still stands
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With F-15s and our special forces
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God bless everyone we sent
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To defend freedom and our nation
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And thank goodness Bush is our President...
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CHORUS I
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Don't mess with America
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Or we'll beat you red, white, and blue...
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Don't mess with America
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That's the last thing that you want to do...
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You already had your chance
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Now we're going to kick your a(bleep)s...
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Don't mess with America...
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Bin Laden's going down like a White House intern
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(Cledus - spoken: Kind of sounded like Ronnie Dunn...didn't I?)
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And while we're at it let's get that nut Hussein...
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When the threat of evil is finally silenced
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You'll hear how loud freedom can ring...
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They started something we're gonna finish
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(George W. Bush: Those people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soonˇ¦)
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And we won't rest until that day
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(GWB: We will not tire. We will not falter, and we will not fail.)
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Everywhere you look you see them flags flying
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(U-S-A CHANT)
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(GWB: God bless America)
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And what that stands for...ha ha...they can't take that away
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(GWB: My fellow Americans, let's roll...)
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CHORUS II
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Don't mess with America
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Or we'll beat you red, white, and blue...
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Don't mess with America
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Bin Laden I'd hate to be you...
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You don't stand a chance
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We're going to open up a can of Whoop-a(bleep)s
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Don't mess with America...
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I said
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DON'T (bleep) with America
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You're over there and preaching about a holy war...
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DON'T (bleep) with America
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Ha! You're gonna be full of holes when one of them Navy Seals finds yaˇ¦
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DON'T (bleep) with America
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And by the way get a beard trim.
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(U-S-A CHANT)
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Don't Mess With America
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| Cledus T. Judd |
