Everything's okay
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Cause I'm on vacay-tion
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We spent 14 hours on that sandcastle!
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Everything is great Cause I'm on vacay-tion
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At least we're not back at our jobs
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Which is at an ice cream sandwich factory
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We need it
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We on it
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Vacation
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We on it
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Surf, beach,palm trees, got, no worries
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Typically I ride a bike by myself but I'm on vacation I'm gonna ride with someone else
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Yeah
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We rented a double bike two men on a double bike, I've always wondered what a double bike ride feels like
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I thinks here's something in my eye
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But it's okay
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Cause I'm on vacation
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I left my fashion sense at home
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It's time to get our airbrush T-Shirt on!
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I'm willing to pay anything he wants me to pay
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Cause he can make a T-Shirt that says anything I want it to say
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Birthday Girl
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1st Cousin
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Buckwild
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Dustin
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I love Dolphins
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Teen Mom
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Dog Person
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Steve Jobs
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Uh, you got a little something on your face
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(I know)
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But it's still okay
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Cause I'm on vacay-tion
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I think he misspelled the word vacation but that's cool
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Everything is great
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Cause I'm on vacation
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Making ice cream sandwiches isn't as fun as it sounds
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It's cold up in here
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And every ice cream sandwich has to be perfect
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That one's upside-down
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On vacay I spend cake on figurines and keepsakes
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This decorative plate (I'ma use that)
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This sand dollar (I need that)
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This snow globe (I'ma use that)
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This ink pen (did you see that?)
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I can't see at all
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But I'm still on vacation
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I don't normally eat fudge in my daily routine
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But on vacation I judge fudge and become a fudge fiend
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I think I love fudge
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I feel queasy
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I think this fudge has been drugged
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Who would do such a thing?
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(me)
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[Spoken:]
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Turns out these ladies are running this boutique as a front for an identity theft ring, and now they're dragging our limp bodies straight up out this lobby into the back where they're gonna steal everything
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But it's still okay
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Cause I'm on vacay-tion
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Right now they're applying for a car loan as us (good for them)
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Everything is great
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Cause I'm on vacation
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Our boss is very demanding
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We only get like a 15 minute lunchbreak
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And all we get to eat is ice cream sandwiches
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No cash
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No phone
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No obvious way to get home
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It's time to turn to the only skill that we can fall back on
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Selling ice cream sandwiches at the corner of this street
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Twelve dollars a dozen or fifty cents a piece
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Don't question where we got the ice cream from
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Just step right up and sample some
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Cookies are the nicest
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Ice cream the whitest
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But I think what's inside this is a mutated virus
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We might have just unleashed a zombie apocalypse
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But it's still okay
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Cause I'm on vacay-tion
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Everything is great
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Cause I'm on vacay-tion
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How did zombies get in here? this is a flashback scene
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But it's still okay
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Cause I'm on vacay-tion
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(And why are they even in this music video at all?)
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(This is so cliche)
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Well technically these are time traveling zombies, which is slightly more original
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Everything is great
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Cause I'm on vacay-tion
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(Hey!)
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(HEY!)
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(Stupid, and Dummy)
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(Your vacation time was not approved, and you're both fired!)
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Permanent vacation!
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I'm On Vacation
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| Rhett & Link |