[Rhett and Link:]
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I wouldn't call myself a social butterfly
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And there's not much that separates me from the other guy
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But when I login I begin to live
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There's an online world where I am king
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Of a little website dedicated to me
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With pictures of me and a list of my friends
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And an unofficial record of the groups that I'm in
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Before the internet friendship was so tough
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You actually had to be in peoples presence and stuff
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Who would've thought that with a point and a click
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I could know that Hope Floats is your favorite flick (Harry Connick Jr.?)
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[Hook:]
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Facebook (Facebook)
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I'm Hooked on Facebook
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I used to meet girls hanging out at the mall, now I just wait for them to write on my wall
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Its more than a want, it's more than a need
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I'd shrivel up and die without my mini-feed
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Take a look (You're Hooked) on Facebook
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[Rhett:]
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Oh Link's status changed
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It says he's playing the recorder
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[Rhett and Link:]
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How do you know this person?
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Did you hook up with this person?
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Do you need to request confirmation?
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Or did you just think they looked cute from their picture on Facebook?
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If the internet crashed all across the land
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Or my Facebook account was deleted by the man
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I'd carry around a picture of my face
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And a summary of me typed out on a page
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[Hook]
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Facebook Song
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| Rhett & Link |