Why you up in this store? What you looking for? Cheese?
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I'm cheddar, I'm much better than the rest of these
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Don't speak too fast, you need to get a load of dis. I'm Swiss
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Alright, white boy, they get the gist...
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Got more holes in my body than my boy 50-cent
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Curdled on the streets - Geneva represent!
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We're Vinny and Louie forget about the other cheeses
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We're so hardcore, you gotta grate us to eat us
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You other chumps are weak
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If you ask me
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I can bring you to your knees with my pungency
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I'm not weak I'm strong
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I'll add flavor to your salad all night long
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We know you want to put us in your mouth and chew, don't you? We know you do!
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I'm old, I'm stuck in my ways
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I'm stuck in you're teeth and in you're breath for days
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Baaaaaaaaaah
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I got mo' flavor then y'all
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I make a wicked cheese ball
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My hobbies include doing bird-call
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Can someone take over for me?
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I'm living large in a condo
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If I break a hip don't put me in a home bro
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But paps, you don't even have a hip though
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Ohh
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This is breaking my heart, just tell them what they want yo
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We know you want to put us in your mouth and chew, don't you? we know you do!
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We know you want to put us in your mouth and chew, don't you?
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You know, we know, we know you do!
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- So, what kind of cheese you wanna get?
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- I don't think I'm in the mood for cheese
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You know, we know, we know you do
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The Cheese Rap
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| Rhett & Link |
