I?ll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
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I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud
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I?ll choose a chalupa, I?ll grab a gordita
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And two taco salads for our senoritas
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And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
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It?s a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream
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A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists
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A chicken border bowl. Are you gettin? all this?
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And you know that nothing beats a
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Hmmm, mmmm...Mexican Pizza...
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We?ll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes
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And I admit, I?ve always felt
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Like I?m in love with the meximelt
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Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me...
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As the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove
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And that?s it
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No no no! that's not it ...I?ll also take a...
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Double-decker taco cause I?m feeling wild
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And make my sauce Fire. Uh, he?ll take mild
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And we?ll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts
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For a chance at 25 dollars cash
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I?m told there?s a winner for every 5 minutes
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I?m stealing your online code if you win it
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Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones
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I owe you 5. Plus interest--it was a loan
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And I think we?ll be satis?ed, if we get some mexican rice on the side
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And that?s it
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Fast Food Folk Song
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| Rhett & Link |
