[Rhett and (Link):]
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(911, what is your emergency?)
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I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
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(Do you have some bacon?)
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Bacon?
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(Bacon, that's right)
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I have bacon left over from dinner last night
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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What?
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(On your hand just do it)
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Rub some bacon on it
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(That's all there is to it?)
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[Rhett and (Link):]
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What if I dropped my phone?
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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Or encounter my clone?
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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I get mononucleosis
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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My nude pics get posted
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[Hook: Link]
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Rub some bacon on it! [x3]
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Yeah!
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[Rhett and (Link):]
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My home gets foreclosed
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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My cat explodes
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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I wake up in a trunk
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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My friend goes steampunk
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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I meet real pirates
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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There's an awkward silence...
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I say something unintentionally racist
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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I'm a adult with braces
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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I can't swim
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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I'm visited by Mr. Timn
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[Hook]
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[Rhett and (BaconBot):]
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(Bacon hotline, What's your problem?)
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What if I feed the troll?
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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I'm attacked by a narwhal
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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The apocalypse started
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(Rub some bacon on it)
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I think I might have sharded
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[Hook]
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Rub Some Bacon On It
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| Rhett & Link |
