[Verse 1: Rhett]
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I've never had too much luck with females
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I'm not confident unless I'm writing an email
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But my life would be so sublime
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If I bought a robot girl online
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I'd never hear her silicon mouth complaining
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About my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
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She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron
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I flip a switch and it turns her on!
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[Hook: Rhett]
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My robot girlfriend
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The best relationship I'd ever be in
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[Verse 2: Rhett]
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She's got a grip stronger than an ape
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And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place
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Though we can't go outside in rainy weather
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We can still play solitaire together
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Meeting her folks would be no real cause for fear
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They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers
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If I ever start to think that she might leave me
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I'll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory
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[Hook: Rhett and Link]
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My Robot Girlfriend
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| Rhett & Link |
