Do, do you remember back in middle school;
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When my trunks fell down at the pool.
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Everyone laughed, except for you;
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You just let me hold you in my bedroom.
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Our freshmen year, when Julie McKnight;
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Dumped me because of my overbite.
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I cried all night all over you;
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You didn't seem to mind my tears or my drool.
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I could always hold you tight.
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(My favorite pillow)
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So soft, so cool on your other side.
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(My favorite pillow)
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In my eyes, you've been nothing but classy;
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But everybody's saying you're nasty.
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Full of fungus, it can't be true;
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Laden with bacteria. (No, not you)
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But the thing that really did me in;
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I learned your full of dust mite excrement.
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And those dead skin cells may be mine;
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But knowing what's in you, I can't sleep at night.
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We've been through both thick and thin.
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(Because you're a pillow)
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It's hard to say this is the end.
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(My favorite pillow)
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It's not me, it's definitely you.
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(I'll get a new pillow)
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You're a body fluid sponge, and we're through.
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(I'm getting a new you)
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My Favorite Pillow
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| Rhett & Link |
