[Rhett & Link:]
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I - am a thoughtful guy. I think about alotta things
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I - am a thoughtful guy. I think alotta thoughts; about alotta things
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[Link:]
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I think about space and the vastness of it
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I think about cake and how much I love it
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I think about if Wal Mart is good or evil
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I think tattoos are cool - on other people
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[Rhett:]
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I think about the unexplored depths of the ocean
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I think about the difference in ointment and lotion
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I think about if - I should wax my back
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I think a handful of nuts is healthy snack
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[Link:]
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I - am a thoughtful guy
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Right now I'm thinking about the millions of microorganisms living on my body
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It's like I'm a mothership. A 100% male mothership
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I think about how I could get on the local news
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If I strolled into a McDonalds and stripped down nude
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[Rhett:]
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I think about a hotdog; while I'm eating it
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But then I pause cause I'm thinking about its ingredients
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[Link:]
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I think about the first guy who ever shaved
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And how many times did he shave before the second guy caved?
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[Rhett:]
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I think about if a friend were choking on ice
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"just be patient" would the best advice
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[Link:]
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I think about that moment when I'm drifting off to sleep
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And then my body jerks like I'm falling suddenly
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I wonder if that's a defense mechanism for something
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Like for when you're sleeping on a cliff, or you're just top-bunking
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[Rhett:]
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Sometimes I think how old guys like to whittle
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And how if I start now and just whittle a little
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My whittling skills will hone before I get old
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And I'll pwn all my friends at the retirement home
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[Link:]
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I think of all the places that a penny has been
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Like, seriously, think of all the places that a penny's been in
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It 'coulda been in the pocket of the President's suit
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But it's probably also been in some toddler's poop
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Cause little kids eat pennies like they're Flintstone Vitamins
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Accruing no interest while traveling inside of 'em
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Re-entering circulation might boost the economy
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But I'd rather not pay with a penny that's performed a colonoscopy
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[Rhett:]
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I think that our universe is really one of many
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With many parallel me's
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Stretching to infinity
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Doing activities
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Similarly to me
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Yet, at the same time, done slightly differently
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And seemingly
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Right now, they could be
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Thinking this - same thought as me
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Well, a similar thought but not the same thought exactly
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That's pretty deep
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I - am a thoughtful guy
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Right now, I'm thinkin about the people who invented words...did they just look at stuff and say the first thing that came to their mind?
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And if so, how do you explain dufflebaging?
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[Link:]
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I think how do I know that you and me
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See the same colors the same way when you and me see
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Is my red blue for you, or my green your green too?
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Could it be true we see differing hues?
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And say we do - then how would we discover this fact?
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And even if we did, would there even be any impact?
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I don't think this would affect us personally
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But I think it would have ripple effects through the interior design industry
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[Rhett:]
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I think about if I was turned into an ant
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I'd want my loved ones to know, so I thought of a plan-
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I'd gather twigs and leaves and write my name on the ground
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Then I'd wait for my family and friends to crowd round
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But now I'm thinkin' - that when they saw it
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They'd think the human me wrote it and an ant was crawlin on it
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Then not realizing' the ant-me was really the real-me
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In a strange twist of fate I think they'd probably kill me
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[Rhett & Link:]
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I - am a thoughtful guy
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I - am a thoughtful guy
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And right now, I'm thinking about what if I was abducted by aliens while I had a really bad farmer's tan -
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the aliens might incorrectly conclude that our species was two-toned.
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That's exactly what I thought.
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And then somehow, through this error, my tan lines saved the human race.
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I like that thought. Yeah I think alotta thoughts like this. Me to
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I Am A Thoughtful Guy
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| Rhett & Link |
