I can't believe we've lived to be this old,
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And somehow we have never seen this hole.
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A little dent, with a little bit of lint, inside it;
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Underneath this cotton tee, you've been hiding.
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It's time that we unwrap this gift
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Let's bring back the male midriff
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[Chorus:]
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It's my belly button. My belly, belly button.
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I won't pretend like its nothing,
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'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something.
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Something I wanna show to you.
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You should call me a seal, 'cause I'm going full naval.
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I bedazzled it.
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I made a nugget dip. Taste it!
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Hold up. Fill the hole up with molten gold.
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Mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet.
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Potting soil. Random seeds.
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Douglas Fir. Sapling Maple Tree.
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These are gonna get massive.
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And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases.
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The fact is, we're helping the planet's health.
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Wait. We carbon offset ourselves.
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So...
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We can cruise around in a big SUV,
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And these tree's allow us to ride separately.
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Let's continue this conversation,
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On our inefficient gas-powered phones.
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Hey, I've got this business idea to drive our vehicles door to door selling my new invention:
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It's a fully functional "Do-It-Yourself" miniature coal plant, exclusively for children.
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[Chorus x2]
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It's my belly button.
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My belly belly button.
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I won't pretend like it's nothing.
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'Cause my belly belly button's really really something.
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Something I want to show to you.
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It's my belly button.
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My belly belly button.
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I won't pretend like it's nothing.
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'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something.
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Something I want to show to you.
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It's My Belly Button
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| Rhett & Link |
